I'm not your typical, stoned 18 year old

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bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

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cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

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16andratchet:

Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh

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quickweaves:

Me: *skin breaks out*

Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT

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joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(Source: joshpeck, via humorking)

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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