I'm not your typical, stoned 18 year old

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(via shreknation)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via lilly--pad)

legalmexican:

When your mom lets you stay home on half days

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(via lohanthony)

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via onlinegf)

jennamarbles:

Things Girls Only Tell Their Best Friends

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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(via parkingstrange)

toecruise:

send this to ur crush without context

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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(via guy)

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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(via so-humorous)

aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

(via oknope)

medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
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(via relahvant)