I'm not your typical, stoned 18 year old

strivingking:

I want a woman that’s gonna distract me from my work

like take my computer or something and then tease me when i ask for it back like

oh you want this computer right here?”

(via adampacmanjones)

anthxny:

#classact

(Source: asvpfentz, via wifipasswords)

spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

(via asparagays)

sizvideos:

Video

(via defekait)

x09:

*thinks about self*

*smiles*

*drinks water*

(via qothqueen)

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

(Source: augutsy, via flewor)

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

(via joshpeck)

supnikita:

me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds 

image

(via mackleheapsmore)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare, via mackleheapsmore)

"I guess"

- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via morganperreault)

imhella:

me lookin at ur blogimage

(via australiansanta)

teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

elisabethmoth:

(Source: one-time-i-saw-a-bird, via weepingdildo)

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