Im not a bitch I am the bitch
it was thirst at first sight
Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh
(Source: 911official, via telapathetic)
Me: *skin breaks out*
Me @ god: ILL SEE YOU IN COURT
when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
(Source: joshpeck, via humorking)
is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)
(Source: humqn, via humorking)
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
when you accidentally open your front camera
David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.